Poostall Royale
01 Apr 2023
All releases
01 Apr 2023 - PC (Microsoft Windows)
Tags
Time to beat
Main story
Main story + extras
100% completion
Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a battle royale game. Maybe this isn't even a game at all...
So you got to this page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now! Shoot your way through multiple waves of braindead NPCs who are literally only programmed to run towards you while yelling random things recorded from a bathroom stall with a cheap USB microphone. Compare your highscore with your friends, if you have any. Enjoy the beautiful assets that we've bought and didn't even bother to make ourselves!
| Audio | Subtitles | Interface | |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | ✓ | ✓ |
Pros:
The concept of a chaotic, comedic postal delivery simulator is unique.
Some jokes and scenarios can elicit a chuckle for their absurdity.
Cons:
Poor controls make gameplay frustrating and unenjoyable.
The graphics feel outdated and lack polish.
Level design is repetitive and uninspired, leading to boredom.
Bugs and glitches severely impact the experience, including crashes and unresponsive mechanics.
Lacks depth in both narrative and gameplay, making it feel incomplete.
Final Score: 2/10
Despite its quirky premise, Poostal Royal fails to meet even basic expectations for playability and entertainment. A missed opportunity.
A bad April Fool joke