Genshin Impact

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‌ ‌Genshin Impact
✪ {ᏚᏟᏫᏒᎬ : 4.8}
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᯽ : “genshin impact is a boring game. it has well made characters but an uninteresting story, EXTREMELY beautiful music, TERRIBLE gameplay, horrendously bad pacing and the shittiest of traversals. it's so over complicated too. the game does a very poor job at explaining anything. i watched several guides on yt and still had no idea what was what.
overall tho, i *kinda* liked the game, but having to play hours upon hours to get to play the story? no thanks :<”

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🝰 | 𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂

• Story : 4.0 [end of mondstadt]
~ in the bit that i played, the story was ok, but not good nor great. i really liked the characters tho.
𐄁 Characters : 7.8
𐄁 Voice Acting : 8.0

• Atmosphere : 7.7
~ it can definitely have a nice atmosphere. exploring a new town with a friend you just met is really nice and cozy.
𐄁 Immersion : 5.3
~ everytime after a cutscene your allies will just vanish or teleport. even if they've literally said let's walk to there. why not use this time to build some character? it's so lazy and stupid.
𐄁 Intensity : 1.4

• Gameplay : 2.6
~ the worst part of the game, it's TERRIBLE gameplay.
it's extremely boring and unfun, the combat is very very dull and boring and the level design is lazy and repetitive. everything about it just sucks.
𐄁 Combat : 2.4
𐄁 Stealth : -
𐄁 AI : 1.6
𐄁 Movement : 2.3
𐄁 Traversal : 1.0
~ traversing through the world is a PAIN. you'll have to walk on foot everywhere, and you'll CONSTANTLY be out of stamina. if you're gonna limit my stamina at least give me a unicorn or something to travel with. same with the climbing. you can climb straight walls yet the smallest handhold sops you.
I've never fast traveled so much in a game.
• Level Design : 1.5
𐄁 Pacing : 0.2
~ it just feels like a chore to play. if i didn't have to constantly grind for 200+ hours just to get a drop of story I'd maybe finish it.
𐄁 Puzzles : 2.0
𐄁 Difficulty : easy
~ it can be hard if you fight high lvl enemies, but that's just because they do more numbers, not because they're in any way challenging.

• Visuals : 7.3
𐄁 Textures : 5.4
~ things don't blend together very well.
𐄁 Lighting : 7.5
𐄁 Small Details : -
• Environment Design : 5.6
~ it can look pretty nice in a grand scope, but up close it's very empty and repetitive.
𐄁 Environmental Storytelling : -
𐄁 Cinematography : 2.3
~ most of the cutscenes are just people standing still and moving their mouth. the very very few actual cutscenes were good tho.
𐄁 Artsyle : -

• Animations : 6.9
𐄁 Movement Animations : 6.7
𐄁 Facial Animations : 3.4
𐄁 Combat Animations : 7.3

⋆ SoundTrack : 9.0
~ it was so beautiful and cozy. i loved it so much.
• Sound Design : 5.4
~ SO poorly balanced.

• Co-op : 7.0
~ i really liked spending time with others here. met some nice friends :]
𐄁 Servers : ⇄
~ SO ANNOYING. had to fiddle my way around an error everytime i tried to play.

• Performance : ￪￪￬￬
~ WAY too many loading screens.

⎆ 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂⬎
• Side Content : 5.2
~ they got ok writing but very boring level design. none of them have voice overs neither.
𐄁 Customization : 6.9
𐄁 Replayability : 4.0
~ it gets boring very fast.
you cannot replay the stroy neither.
𐄁 Innovation : -
𐄁 Accessibility : -
𐄁 Setting Options : ⍟⍟⍟
𐄁 UI/HUD : 3.0
~ way too over complicated. hud also never leaves the screen.
𐄁 Extras : ꭗ
𐄁 Trophies : 𝜘

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？| 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂

𐄁 Do i recommend this game? no not really. i guess if you have a million hours just to wait to do anything worthwhile.
𐄁 Did it make me take my time with it? sometimes, but not most times when i had to grind my ass off.
𐄁 Did it meet my expectations? the first time i came in blind but still got disappointed.

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〄 | 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

- Platforms : PS4 Pro
- First Played : 21.4.2023
- Recent Playthrough : 29.9.23
𐄁 Abandoned at : 3.10.23
𐄁 Playtime : 30h 43′ (⨦2/3h)
- unbeatable
- Trophy Progress : 5℅
⟆⟅ | No Platinum

this game killed my family, stole my wife and kicked my dog. DO NOT RECOMMEND

Played this with my wife for a couple of hours. It's a well-made JRPG, but I really don't like f2p games. Eventually they become a slog unless you start paying for content. I'd say Genshin Impact lasts about 10 hours before you start seeing that paywall. I prefer to buy my games. I strongly believe micro transactions are ruining the gaming industry.

This game is not a game this is a daily routine of how to torture your soul but I’ll still play it